Philosophical Quotes

1. Today I stood on an ant while walking; that which is smaller, should give way
2. The kettle reached boiling point and whistled, I took it of the fire and it stopped.   
3. Two bees fought over a flower, one bee stung the other then died, there was no more fighting
4. I was going down an escalator, it stopped half way, I opted to down than up
5. A picture hanging on a wall in a waiting room was uneven; I decided to leave it that way to annoy another
6. A man asked if I had the time, certainly I replied, how much would you like
7. Today I used a hammer to bang in a nail; I also used a hammer to bang my thumb
8. A bird flew over me today in a park; I did not see it though as I was looking down
9. Today I found a nice park in which to go for a walk, the grass was so nice I took off my shoes and walked barefoot, I then stood in a dog poo, and the park was no longer a nice place.
10. If a fly is called a fly because it can fly, why then are we not called a walk?
11. Today I touched a hot urn; it didn’t burn me enough for me to not touch it again.
12.  If I have a circle of friends, why would I have to think outside the square.
13. Today I picked up a beetle to free it from the closed room I was in, it secreted a stink that stunk my room all night long, such gratitude did I deserve
14.  I live amongst you, as one, you don’t know who I am though, because you don’t  ask. All we ask is questions...questions and answers .....questions and answers....questions answered lies...... You don’t know what pain is, constant pain, a pressure suit fit, squashing, squeezing, squeezing every last bit of life from you, this is pain, this is the torchor of humanity going unnoticeably insane, a dump of sins that keeps getting higher and higher and higher, to a height that no one man can ever climb, or will ever attempt to climb, as he fears that he will fail and fall, little does he know that he has already fallen, weakness does not stand tall  
15. I coughed; out came a comment
16. Three ants all worked together; they pulled in different directions
17. Not by what you are into others, nor by what you are onto yourself, but what you are onto us, makes you what?
18.  There is a way to make a circle square; put four corners in
19. Today a questioned the loyalty of a friend with a question, the question was encrypted, he was no longer a friend
20. I changed my shoes today; they were worn
21. I observed a group of happy people walking towards me, I turned and walked away in disgust
22.  The sun was in my face, it was bright, so I put on dark glasses and a hat, now it’s dark
23. If I was there, I would still not be here
24.  My cat run up a tree to escape a vicious dog, it died up the tree because it could not get back down.
25. I was in the post office the other hot day, and an older lady said to the teller, “I thought it was going to be colder today” – she was still naive to probability.
26. I left my window open to get some fresh air, a dust storm came.
27. I had a thought, but it was best to leave it as that.
28. An idiot asked me for help, he was not an idiot for asking
29.  I turned off the TV and there was announced silence, I began to think, it was best to leave the TV on.
30. I once argued with an expert, they are still right today.
31. The phone rang 12 times, it then went quite.
32. I walked down a busy city mall, no-one saw me.
33. I clicked enter and it took me to a new line.
34. A duck flew over my head real close, I was forced to duck.
35. I went to church once but never bought anything.
36. I picked a rock and put it with the others...there was a pile of rocks
37. An academic spoke to me, a book fell out of his pocket.
38. A person choose to ignore me via blockout...partial blindness distorts